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can't get through his phone. are you home? amol. amol. amol, see i have gota bouquet for the party. amol. amol, today evening again? have asked you not to eatroad side food. from now on stop. o sister, who are you talking to? with amol.

but where has he come yet. huh? he is downstairs inthe office with mr. sanjay. he called me up saying,'idiot, keep the.. ..snack ready, mr.sanjay and me are coming upstairs.' then what is thisnoise coming from within? that, that is becausethe flush tank is a bit lose. i thought that amol got a bit lose. i got a bit tensed that whether wewill be able to go to the party or not.

wow, today eveningyou are going to a party? yes. that dhanuma debrawala serial's 200 episodecelebration is there at oberoi cheraton. wow, debra's party meansthat there will be buttermilk right? no, they earned like that, butwill splurge all on alcohol and food. i don't like going to such parties. but, what to do, amol'sbusiness is to make such serials.. ..hence need to go and stay up late. means, you will get a bitlate while coming home, right?

yes will be 1:30 - 2:00 am. and there will be traffic while we go,so will have to leave at 8:00pm. it means i will be all alone! yes! i will be all alonein the house tonight. no problem dhanu, you are not anoutsider you are like a family member. but, mr. amol doesn't think like that. for every small thinge tells me that i am an idiot. i know that,but he is clean from within. yes is stomach is upset normally,but his heart is clean.

and dhanu,don't take what amol says seriously. he does not take me seriously at all. had never seen the kitchenat my father's house. i wanted to be an actor, hence hadto leave rajkot and come to mumbai. and to survive in mumbai,had to become a cook. i don't even know howto prepare a simple meal.. ..and he wants toeat a new dish every day. our neighbor rosie huh

our rosie. rose like cheeks, rosiewho walks amazingly, she is there i ask her everydayand somehow manage to cook. rosie must have come,to ask for a spice. no, no amol must have come. who? ms. kamini is here. move aside. no, no, no ms. ratna. today i am not goingto listen to a thing you say.

there is a limit to being stupid.what does he think of himself? kamini, cool down.talk in a way that we can understand. where has sanjay letanything to understand? fights keep happening between a husband andhis wife, don't go overboard in it. don't go too overboardin it too overboard. o dhannu, don't talk inbetween women's talk. go inside. dhannu, ms. kamini is angry,go get a cold drink for her go go. cold drink of? tobacco and spices!

okay? o, why are you going outside? going to ask neighbor rosie how to makea cold drink of tobacco and spices. let it be. get anything. trouble it is now tell me in detail, what happened. sister ratna, you only tell me isthere any limit to being stupid or not. you know, first sanjayhad a thing with the neighbor.. ..then that over smart heroine, thenthe sister-in-law of that financer.

and now he has a new one. is it? yes. you know, before, he usedto come every day to me and say.. ..you are my sim cardand i am your mobile. wow then i realized, i boughta dual sim mobile of blackberry. last week itself our neighbor ms. kokilacame home angrily and told sanjay, brother sanjay, on my birthday the sarithat you gave me was of such bad quality. in one wash it shrinked into half.

instead of telling her sorry,you know what did he say? what? when will you wash it next? yes. such is the way he plays around. now you only tell me.. ..is this because i am an illiterate girlfrom a village who flunked her 12th grade? don't say anything.who said that you are illiterate? he, he only keeps tellinghis friends like that. see, brother sanjay is not like that.

and you only think, why woulda man go outside the house. think. i should only think about everything,and he can do unimaginable things? brother sanjay'snature is such lovable. he doesn't even forget togive a penny to the roadside beggar. and if she is a bit decent, then hedoesn't even forget to stare at the beggar. kamini, put your anger on a side. put my anger on a side,what should i do? you only tell me, if it would be yourhusband instead of mine, what would you do? i would hit him tillhe realizes he is wrong.

exactly! i did the same,the stick broke, but he didn't learn. now, now what? that's what.i will do exactly what he does. even i will have an affair. ha, ha, ha.you and affair, impossible! why? do i lack something? no. yes, you do lack something. you are a house bound woman,can't even go anywhere alone.

you can't even be friends with anunknown man, affair is a farfetched thing. sister ratna, friendship has happened. love is about to happen. with whom? where? on facebook. love and that too on facebook. no,no kamini, come out of this storm now. sister ratna, i myself wantto bury myself in this storm now. i want to enjoy in this lake of love. yes. the affair startedon the computer screen.

but it's beautifulresult will be out today. today, where? right here, who else doi have except of you sister ratna? yes. today, brother amoland you will go to the party right? so no one will be in the house right? i have given divdathe address of your house. who is this divda? divakar who is this divakar?

sister ratna, don't ask too much. take mypromise. divda's promise, amol's promise. but today's day. what. tonight can i get your flat no, no, you need my flatfor suck kind of work. no, no. no, no, no. we are not goingto do anything like you are thinking. i have just asked him to comemeet me for the first and last time. means?

see, you guys will begoing to the party today. it means sanjay willbe coming with you two. while returning home, justget him upstairs for five minutes. when he sees divda and me together,he will burn in jealousy. he will realize that ifhe can have an affair, so can i. otherwise,divda and my date is pure vegetarian. without onion and garlic. pure jain. oh my god! seems like someonehas come. you go inside, quick. dhannu, i think amoland sanjay have come.

please don't tell themthat we are in the study room. okay. and another thing, don't tell brother sanjaythat his wife kamini is in our house. and get the cold drink inside. come quick. i am finished.i am finished. not a rupees profit. wherever i see is just loss and loss. just the figures of loss. amol, the new bedroom youmade is very nice, such a nice bed!

and because of youi will have to sell it. i think ratna has come home.where did dhannu go? i will call, i will call.i enjoy calling out to your cook. dhannu, sholay's dhannu. don't call him like that.this is how you should call him. idiot coming ratna is here? yes she is inside.

call her here. she has asked me not to call her. then i will go inside. no. she has asked younot go inside as well. then why are you going inside? to give the cold drink. wow, what times have come, husband can'tenter a wife's room but the servant can! let it be, keep it here.

go in and get water for us cold or room temperature? cold. in a glass vessel or steel vessel? in a glass vessel. one glass or two glasses? 3 glasses. two to drinkand one to break on his head. now go inside.god knows when i will get rid of him. if you have so many problemswith me then i will leave now.

then leave.even i don't want to keep you. yes yes, i am leaving. then leave. do this favour on me! even i don't want to stay here,in the drawing room. i am good in my kitchen. stupid and stubborn he is! he is stuck to me like glue. calm down amol, calm down. you are the biggestbad luck of my life.

i am your friend, not your enemy.cool down man, cool down! how should i cool down? after gettinga friend like you how can i cool down? listen, you are angry. no, i am not even a little angry.i love you. yes i love you. oh god, oh god! you idiot! my name is not idiot.my name is dhanshankar. oh god, oh god no, no you can't sayoh god oh god in this.

in this you can saybobby darling bobby darling. what do you thinkwhat were we doing here? what are you asking me? you were onlytelling him that you love him a lot. yes, yes. he was trying to molest me. go inside and get cold drink for us. two glasses. i am not a servant.don't order like that no, no, request me. i had requested you and askedyou to make snacks, did you make it?

we have to go to the party, godknows when we will get to have dinner. go make snacks. two plate snacks. you won't get that snack. sister has asked me not tomake it as it upsets your stomach. useless, you take salaryfrom me and orders from sister. okay so what will you make us eat? fried food will do? very good.

of brinjal. useless, useless. brinjal is a vegetableyou cannot make brinjal rings from it. brinjals are about to get spoilt.they will wither away in two days. today if you are sayingno to brinjal rings.. ..tomorrow i will make youeat a sweet dish made from it. you will make me eat brinjal ringstoday, tomorrow sweet dish from it.. ..day after you willcook it with milk! your father has anagency of brinjals a what? go, make potato with puffed rice.

where were we? here only,here you had held my neck like this. don't know which unlucky timei thought i will make this serial.. ..amol jagindar,owner of ratna kamini telly films sold dad's milk shopand got into making serials. made serials, two-four days made money,fame, everything felt nice nice nice. useless all because of you. all because of you useless i gotinto losses and now i am on the road. amol cool down, no big losshas happened like you are thinking.

i mean whatever loss has happened,even i have 50% share in it. remember, remember you and your wife ratnahad come to do partnership with sanjay. that was the biggestmistake of my life. it is not my fault,it is my wife ratna's fault. you are a very simple man,you won't be able.. ..to do business asyou have ever done before. why don't you makesanjay your partner? business needs one uselessand not-so-simple person like him. what is your problem?

problem,me simple person got made a fool. you cheap fraud. thank you. aren't you even a little ashamed? what is to be ashamed in it? if i should say in good wordsthen my nature is a bit colourful. not your nature,it is a bad character. and amidst so much tensionhow are your hormones jumping around? that is the qualityof creative people.

all my love relations and all my affairshave happened during bad times and losses. o brother, listen,this life is like an ice-cream. it will melt if you eat,and will melt even if you don't eat. so why don't you eat it and enjoy! useless! we both have adebt of 62 lakhs on our heads. how nice our businesswas going of making serials. our very first serial,"next birth make a sugar cube".. ..was going on so good, so good. then you fell in love with theheroine and we had to shut the serial.

then, then we made a comedy serial "pampered girl became fat",what trp we had, amazing trp. then you fell in love withthe financers sister-in-law.. ..then that serialalso had to be shut down. that serial didn't shut cause of me,it got shut because of you you, you insisted onmaking the pampered girl fat. and the pampered girlsaid a no to become fat.. ..that is why wehad to shut the serial. and because of that evenmonica went out of my hands.

at least think ofhillary in your house. not hillary, kamini, kamini. yes, kamini.such a good wife you have. wife and good? see brother good wife and ghost,everyone talks about them. till date no one has ever seen them. my wife kamini and me spent the25 years of our lives very happily. is it and then? then, i got married.

this good wife of mine,do you know how much she shops? she shops every day, every single day. since the day i havetaken her as a wife i have been tryingto fulfill her demands. fulfill my demands my beloved,full day she watches television. full day she is sittingin front of the television set. a few days back therewas a protest by anna hazare, she was sitting in front of thetelevision all day and looking at it. i asked her, what is worth watchingin this protest by anna hazare?

she told me, you also sitnext to me and watch you will enjoy. in sometime,phalguni pathak's dance will begin. i thought in anna hazare's protest, wheredid phaguni pathak's dance come in. then i realized that she thoughtkiran bedi was phalguni pathak. is this called a song. now, my wife,do you know how she looks now? what kind of clothes she wears? have you seen kader khan? yes

my wife is his female version. such kind of clothes she wears. such big and weird mirroredgujarati dresses she wears. when we are walking on the road, there isa group of 10-12 people walking behind us. yes, to set their hair in the mirrors. and you say, your wife is so nice, sheis like a goddess, your wife is a goddess. i want to give,but no one wants to take her! if your wife is so bad,then why don't you divorce her? i will never divorce my wife.

after dying if i go to hell,then i should feel like home at least. shut up, shut up, shut up keep extremely quietabout your wife troubles. listen to me carefully. this sister panna of sadachartrust is going to give us a project. if you do anythingwrong in the project, if you do any mistake,then i will shave your head. . . ...make you sit on a donkey andmake you roam on the makabu islands. makabu islands?

malad - kandivali-borivali no no no for sadachar trust,i have written such a good script.. ..such a cultured and pure script. if you will take the script in your hands,it will smell like the holy cow's pee. will have to write brother, this sadachartrust people for the launch of their new.. ..sadachar channel are giving usa contract to make a serial for them. yes? and you know, our serial's shooting..

..will be in sadachar's hostel and intheir ashram staying with their sisters. yes yes but with the sistersyou will have to stay like a brother. we will not let thischance pass from our hands. which chance? the chance to earn rs 4.5 crore. how will we earn rs 4.5 crore? this sister panna doesn'teven give a chance to meet. whenever you see she is busy,busy, busy. in the morning time she is doingprayers, evening into long prayers.

on mondays she doesn't talk,tuesday she doesn't know who you are! we have sent the serial,have sent the first cut so she says,.. ..more than the serialthe character of the person.. ..making the serial has to be pure. correct it is. what correct it is? what we do in our bedroom,what does she have to do with it? there is no source thati could find to reach her. i have got a source to reach her.all setting as been done.

now a days,our new serial is there right? i was taking auditionfor the new hero and heroine so for the new heroine's role, sisterpanna's secretary tammana had also come in. what are you saying? you see, while taking the audition,tamanna and me came a little close useless, let your close be close.please don't get it in the open otherwise you know this sister pannais an adamant follower of gandhiji. she loves tamanna a lot, she walks withputting her hand on tamanna's shoulder.

i am warning you,giving you a last warning. last warning that if youspoil this i will kill you. your last warning. warning is a little late. what do you mean? you have started dating and chatting? no, no. actually, today, today we bothare meeting alone for the first time. see brother,you meet her alone or with others..

..but please don'tmeet her in a hotel. because if sister pannaknows about this then.. ..understand that rs.4.5crore contract is out of our hand. no, no i am not meeting herin a hotel. i have called her home. but at your house,your in laws are there or not? that is why i havecalled her at your house. my house,my house you called her at my house sit, sit sit here you called her at my house

today ratna and you aregoing to the party, right? okay so you won't come, very good. one partner does business,and the other partner enjoys? one partner will stayat the party and enjoy.. ..and the other partner willstay here at your house and work. work? business related work. not work, you will do something else.you characterless person. useless your dirty things alsoyou will conduct in my house

your beautiful house,beautiful new bedroom. cancer it, i am telling you cancel it. i can't cancel it. see everything is final. tonight i will promise tamanna the.. ..main role in the serialand take her in my hand sister panna is already in her hands,it means serial will be in our hands! visualize it! our new mega serial..

..wives you be quiet, be happy, isbeing inaugurated is by sister panna. visualize man, visualize. i am visualizing. you are inaugurating my bedroom. don't be stuck on the bedroom. see beyond the bedroom i have seen beyond the bedroom what if ratna comes to know? how will she know?isn't she coming to the party tonight?

but how will that poorthing know that in her absence,.. ..with my permission asin is taking place in my house? this is not a sin,this is a good deed. i am doing all this toget our company out of losses. otherwise i have stopped all this.this is the last time. and i have to giveyou good news as well. please give. i am waitingfor that to receive good news. i have given yourmobile number to tamanna. useless,flat mine and number also mine!

don't you worry you willnever get a call from her. now a days, i doubt that my female kaderkhan wife, checks my mobile every morning. now a day she knows aboutall m pure relations,.. ..that is why i have become alert and hencei have given your mobile number to tamanna. please do something.please so something. oh god, but what can i do in this? give me the key to your apartment! i am confused, i am confused.oh god, to be or not to be? don't worry i am getting laid.

i am there,i have experience of all this. i have experienced you,and that is why i am scared. wrong, wrong. in your life you are giving the key toyour apartment for the first time,.. ..that is why you are scared. don't worry, you will get used to it. i am giving it you forthe first and the last time.. ..and that too for or business,remember that. snack is ready.

good. keep it there. no, not there.sister has said not to keep there. last time you had spoiled the sofa. go keep it in the study room. go. good boy. you are telling me a good boy! you thought of everything,did you think about this idiot? don't worry,i have planned everything. move, move. dhannu, o dhannu, this dhannufrom sholay is your sister?

no, she is my aunt. i want to give you something,something small. give. shall i? bus ticket. this is not a bus ticket, this is amultiplex's ticket for tonight's show. go enjoy. i don't want to enjoy. do a thing, you only enjoy.

you explain him. don't worry full plan is ready. go. he won't listen to me,you explain him. i should explain? to him? for you? no 4.5 crore, 4.5 crore 4.5 crore!

see dhanshankar, take this ticket forpicture and go watch the movie, okay? why are you forcing me, what ifi don't want to go to see the movie! you have to go and see the movie,means you have to go and see the movie if you don't want to see then gosleep there, lie down, do whatever.. ..but if you have to go and see the moviemeans you have to go and see the movie whom are you saying a no to, you aretelling our sir a no, his friend a no? that is why i called you fromrajkot that you could tell me a no? such a respectable man a no? now tell meyou are going to watch the movie or not? i will go, i will. i said a simpleno and in that you said so much.

hello, give me more rs.200. for what? in a multiplex they don'tgive pepsi and popcorn for free. your cook is a five-star cook. there is a hole in your pocket? no. the pocket has a filter. you put 1000 inside,only 200 will come out. i will give you a 10 rupee note,remove change then. go, go, go inside.

i will make change out of you.useless, good for nothing. you have only a little missing in you. get in. now shall i consider it as a yes? do i have an option? yes! thank you, thank you leave leave bobby darling what did you understand?

now what is leftin this to understand? go inside, go inside. what a double meaning servant he is! the snack will become cold,lets go eat it yes yes, come. what are you doing here? you didn't tell memy wife is at your house. i had come to meet her. i was spinning the wheel.

wheel, wheel we were discussing our t.v.serial's episode. you will be going directlyhome from here, right? yes, yes, yes and you will be going directlyto the party from here, right? which party? party party will you guys step down from up there? yes yes.

come, come come listen kamini, i will give you the housekeys, but what will we do of dhannu? the entire plan is ready dhannu, come outside coming. tell me sister. today, these peopleare going to the party i know so you will get boredalone in the house, right?

so i have an extra ticketof tonight's show at the multiplex. where should i meet you? take your girlfriend. take. today everyone is givingme a multiplex ticket. i was thinking, that it is written inmy destiny to watch a movie tonight. yes and that toowithout spending money. go dhannu go it islike you won a lottery. and sister, what if i don'twant to go to see a movie, then? you are crossing your limits,don't you have any manners?

sister kamini is giving you amovie ticket and you are saying a no? people don't let theirservants watch television.. ..and here you are getting a movieticket and you are showing attitude! now say are you goingto watch a movie or not! say! i will go, i will go. i said such a simpleno and you scolded me so much? is there a article in a magazine thatsend your servant to watch a movie? yes, that is what it is. go now. going.

give more rs.200. brother sanjay has also given. so much you have spoilt. take, hold this. thank you sister. what kamini, you have fallenin love without thinking! not without thinking,i have thought and fallen in love. you know divda has sentme a request on facebook. and you accepted it?

yes. it is a lot offun to chat and to poke. to poke? yes. i have sent a poem to divda.i will make you read it. wait shall i send it to you? yes, yes forward it. did it come? yes yes, it did come, let me read okay. it is very dark here. no no. not like that.i will read it, you hear.

it is very dark here divakar,come here and light the lamp. how is it? i wrote it. bad it is. think about it, you see brothersanjay's mobile in secrecy.. ..eve he can get hands on your mobile. not bad, i am too good. look at this! two mobiles? yes, this is my old phoneand this is my new reliance mobile. 15,000 sms free.

divakar free and even i am free. so the free flow ofsms runs throughout the day. you know, divakar has send me a poem. is it yes, see. i was dry in heavy rains,you gave me an umbrella and i got wet! wow, very nice it is. forwardit to me. very nice message it is. got it? got it. nice message.

what did you say in english? very nice. type it in english and send me. okay sending. wait. i am reading another poem yes read read you look good in a dress,lovely in a punjabi dress, haven't seen you in a sari yet, hencei am saying that you look unmarried yet! where does he know you aremarried and wear such gujarati saris?

where do you even knowthat today i shopped at the mall! you shopped. show, show. see look at this. wow. nice colour. it is very nice. come, we will go inside and try it. yes come, come. in the meantime i will sendyou amazing messages sent by divda. yes send send.send me all the gujarati poems. yes will send you, come come.

you spread so much dust. are you okay? no, today i am very happy. what are you saying you happy girl! today my house owners are going out. what are you saying, even mine. come here i have totell you an important thing. tonight our owners are going out, seebrother amol forget his mobile here. one minute wait, time please. hello, who sister panna?ms. pana does not stay here.

here only ms. ratna stays. sadachar trust? this isn't the numberfor sadachar trust. keep the phone. yes, see this.tickets to the multiplex. oh my god! tickets to the multiplex! it is a corner seat right? yes, but different corners. no problem, will adjust inside. let me see please. one for fame and one for pvr?

what kind of ticket did you buy? leave all this, see tonight myowners are going to a party tonight. tonight, you and me. me and you. oh my god! is it! yes, just as the owners lockthe door and go into the lift,.. ..like that only you open the doorand come in straight to the bedroom. and you, i will have to go sell today'sticket and get tickets for tomorrow. you keep the door a little open, iwill roam around a little and come back. okay, keep coming.

keep stirring it round and roundand the food it ready now. got it? learned it? okay. keep coming. greetings. was teaching anilliterate to make food. making your father stupid. food, and spices where, on the cheek? i have given you rs.200,take rosie tonight, enjoy! thank you go go, useless stupid fool!

sanjay sanjay heretake the key brother make sure ratna doesn't know of this. ifratna knows of his then she will kill me. poor thing is pure,innocent and simple. see she has forgotten her mobile here. she is innocent and pure. must be just a message. ratna, ratna for such a small thingwhy are you calling her why don't you see it yourself?

no, no a husband shouldnever see the mobile of his wife. i should see the phone. i mean, i am not her husband,i can see the phone, what is in it. this is not a work message then? this is a poem. who is this unmarried guy? such a message on her mobile!not possible. there is another poem.

what, show show. let me read. we both have an old love,you are my sun and i am your moon. oh god oh god! who is this guy troublingsister-in-law ratna? give me his number, i will kill him. he is not troubling her. atna has replied to himsaying very nice message. why did ratna reply to him? another poem another poem, see.

you are mad in love at a shor,i am mad in love at another shore, in between is yourhusband looking gore. what is he writing,what is he writing. i used to think that she is simpleand innocent, and she deceived me. in just two messages youare saying she deceived you. not 2, 22 messages. see what is written here, see. i want to give my heart in donation, doyou know of anyone wanting it in adoption? even i don't send such messages.

i thought she was simple, sheturned out to be like rakhi sawant. why didn't her hands shiverbefore sending such messages? why didn't her eyes pop out? who is the one whosent all these messages? i can't read it,tell me who is the sender it is a broken message,the sender's name is not visible. the last two letters are k a r who can be with this k a r gavaskar!

isn't he too old? nana patekar! isn't he too small? yes, tendulkar now days he is free you are right. you are right. what you are right,you are right? shut up. you have to go to the party right,go get ready for the party. i don't want to go to the party. we will keep the investigationof this for tomorrow.

can we completeoperation tamanna today? useless here i am dyingand you are worried about tamanna? what pride pride are you doing, sithere i will teach you certain things. the women of our gujaraticommunity will never have an affair. they will talk, sing along,chat, but never have an affair. they will fast for a good relation.. ..they will ask for thesame husband for seven births.. ..but they will never have an affair! they will dance, but affair? never!

and consider that ifshe ever has a affair.. ..she will never wear a sari, she willwear a dress or a mini dress or a medi. how am i looking? dress, medi, affair, affair what happened to amol? i think after seeing you in a dresslike this he was taken by surprise. it is looking nice, right? superb it is looking. what i am saying is, you keep thisdress and i will buy a new one.

no, no. i don't want to wearthese dresses; i am good with my sari. leave all that kamini and come here.. ..you want to teach a lessonto brother sanjay that is why.. ..i am giving you these keys. if amol come to know that.. ..with my permission i amletting this happen in my house.. ..he will give me a divorce. you don't know how simple amolis and how much he hates all this. sister, you forgot to wear a sari?

she is wearing a dress,it is looking nice right? no, no i mean it is looking very nice. why don't you buy your girlfriend somethinglike this? it will make her happy give me rs. 1000 better than that, send her this poem.. ..she will get happy andsend you rs.1000 in return. - is it? hello? hello, i am tamanna here who tamanna?

i am a girl, your sir had called me which sir? the owner of ratna kamini telly films but sir never calls anyone at home,you meet him at office tomorrow, okay? but he has called me home, i just want to confirm the home address. when has he called you? you are a servant, why are you askingso many questions? keep the phone. this is very good,ill by heart it right away. kamini, come here quick

listen, right now somewoman called up on amol's phone.. ..and she told me that i am aservant and why i am asking questions! in these clothes doi look like a servant? even when one of sanjay'swoman calls up and i pick up.. ..he tells them thatit must be my maid. all men are the same. i thought that brother sanjaywill turn god by staying with amol but this is the opposite of it,amol is becoming like brother sanjay. hello

hello, i am panna this is a second one see whosoever you are, hereare no serial auditions going on here and another thing i am not a servant! look at this poem,so many poems, read this i was dry in the rain,you gave me an umbrella and i got wet! he is using my umbrellaand saying that he got wet! now you please don't getangry or else i will be devastated. listen if tamannah will comethen there will be a lot of problem

here my entire lifehas gone upside down no, no, amol no - ratna, ratna amol no tell me who is this kar? what? - who is kar? who kar? say something thati can understand. is he drunk? alcohol is far off,we hadn't even had cold drink! dhanshankar, get cold drink please. calm down, calm down

my name is not calm, my name is ratna. cold drink is here. give it to her. give it to him. i am keeping it in the middle,have it before it gets cold. i have learnt the poem, youare my lover and i am your sunshine! i have got who is this kar,not gavaskar, not tendulkar.. ..kar kar kar, dhanshankar this idiot! i am feeling dizzy, i am feeling dizzy

someone make him smell shoes i am not feeling dizzy then what are you feeling? i am feeling angry! on whom? on you what sir, you didn't like the poem? useless i don't like you at all come here, come here and tell me.

tell me you want thehouse person or the outsider amol, why are you saying like that? this dhannu is also aperson from the house itself. so am i the neighbour ragna's? let's do a thing,we don't want to stay here - yes let them stay here alone, wewill go to our village, our dhansuram in front of my eyes, in my house he istelling my wife lets go to dhansuram i got you from your villageto the city so that you.. ..could make something of yourselfand here you are acting smart!

amol now please don't getangry and burst like a cylinder cool down man, cool down. in everything you find the faltof my sister-in-law's brother only. cool down sister cool down what cool down? no one else and this poor guy dhannu? other, means how manymore such are there? quiet, quiet, sit down here, sit, sit. calm down, calm down, do yoga

up and down, p and down not legs, your breath.up and down, up and down just ember that you have to goto the party. where do you have to go? to the party. i don't want to go to any party. why are you doing what what?go inside. useless cook going, bobby darling. will someone tell me that in this,what is the fight all about?

this stupid woman is asking after theentire story, what was the fight all about. see kamini, don' speak in between. some time back, amol came to nowabout ms. ratna and dhanshankar's.. ..affair, that too with proof. what? me and this dhannu? nooo stay away, stay away useless you are a servant in the house,dare you touch my wife dare you touch me, and wait a minute firstexplain me what all is happening here.

that is what, if you feed the snake,it will bite you if he is a snake,you are no less than a mongoose since he has come here,you are behind his life i am not behind him, he is behind you,see see he is standing behind you not me, him you said all this? this mobile, mobile! if you want to do an affair thenyou should take care of your phone. see how sanjay handles his mobile.

why are you dragging me in all this? see amol, calm down,calm down, listen to me, come here no no not there a terroristis standing there...here here we have so many meetings lined up today,why are you talking about all this today? here my entire world and family is upsidedown and you are worried about business? tell me, tell me! who's message was it that in full rainyou gave me an umbrella and i got wet? who is this national poet? this, this is kam

what work do you have with it? i have work, i will call on thisnumber right away and it will ring. and her death bell will ring. rightnow everything will be crystal clear yes yes call up,why should we be scared you have dhanshankar's number right? i do, but he is a cheap man,he can keep 2 phones right now i will call up let it be brother amol, keep calm. right now you go to the party,tomorrow we will sort everything out.

kamini, don't try and save your friend,don't do that. give me the phone. give me the phone okay. you want to call?you want to call for sure? - yes then take. for such a small thing what will you theby spending a rupee on the phone call? i will get satisfaction. if she isinnocent then why sin't she talking? why is he mum?why isn't she clearing my doubts? i don't want to clear any doubts nordo i want to give you any satisfaction. i pity your doubtful nature. only whenone is in love can they doubt on another.

one minute, one minute,what are you trying to say? that, who is bad will see bad.your character is only bad. my character is bad?my character is as clean as anna. yes yes very clean it is. you arebobby darling and he is your partner. o anna, then who is this tamanna? this machine gun isnow coming towards me. tamanna is, tamanna is, is is what is is is? here take your mobile, if you want to doan affair then learn to handle your mobile.

this is what youwere telling me, right? your new heroines, your new serials,that is why this new bed? i am completely innocent in this,this sanjay shut up shut up what sanjay what? is sanjay brother an idiot that hewill give his lover your mobile number? will call her at your house? and that too not one but two! useless, uncivilized how anywomen have you given my number to?

is this the number for who will be amillionaire that you are distributing it? what are you asking him? or this business alsoyou do in partnership? oh god, i am completely clean,i am completely clean let it be, even your plea isn't clean he calls new heroines at homeand then giving explanations as well. i have not called anyone home,no one home. then who has called? who has called? this poor dhannu,does he look like that to you?

he looks characterless like you? i will call up tamannaright away and clear everything. yes call her right now let it be sister-in-law why do you want to call? let it be. why should i let it be? yes, she is right.why should she let it be? call her right now andask if i am innocent or not. ask. amol what are you saying, you can'tlose money behind a girl like tamanna.

she can even deny. how can she deny? how can she deny. no, she called me aservant, now i want to call her anyhow. give me the phone. give me the phone.i want to clear everything at once. sister, there is nothinglike crystal clear in this.. ..it is all a mess,there is no use clearing it. you both go to the party,you will become fresh. yes yes, go to the partyyou will become fresh. yes, got to the party,you will become fresh.

dhannu, tell them i amnot going anywhere tonight. what! why are you doing what, what.go inside useless. i won't go, fat man. see ms. ratna, so many peoplewould be waiting for you over there. if you don't go to the partythen many things will get spoilt. if you guys don't go to the partythen even i won't go to see the movie. what did you say? you have to go to see the movie.

okay. i will go. then what has to happen ofme shall happen, party must go on. then even if my heart is hurting sister don't take it to your heart,pain will go away with party don't touch her okay, we both will go to the party come let us go to the party why are you dancing again and again ? go inside you broom

won't go go inside i won't go in, i will go out where? to see the movie. bye-bye bye-bye. - bye-bye. wait. i will drop you home. i will first drop you home,then change, then come here and bye-bye. bye-bye. move move move

you fat woman, you banged into thepillar, you broke the pillar, listen. before going to the party, let'sclear the thing about these messages. i don't want to clear anything. first you clear about you affair. i don't have any affair. let it be. hello. hello i am panna here. i want to talk toratna kamini telly films owner r. amol yes yes, it is me talkingsister panna. it is me.

i am calling you sincethe past two hours.. ..but someone is saying that they are notthe servant and keeping the phone down. see mr. amol, since so many dayswe are talking via email and phone.. ..can we meet in person once? yes, sure sure. you do a thing,come to my house tomorrow. if you don't mind thenright now at this moment the thing is that i have togo to malaysia to collect an award. my flight is of 11:30 pm in the night.

i will take around 15 days to return. if you don't mind ten yourhouse is on my way to the airport.. ..i can meet you and then leave. and if everything seems fine.. ..then i will sign a rs. 2crore cheque and give it today itself. rs. 2 crore, rs. 2 crore, rs. 2 crore! rs. 2 crore, rs.2 crore. mad woman rs. 2 crore. do you know how many zerosare there in rs. 2 crore? how many?

i don't know thatis why i am asking you! sister panna is comingto give me a rs. 2 crore cheque. when she gives us the money,we will come out of all our debts. and once we are out of the debts,we will again borrow money. i mean i will start my life again. now sister panna calledand said that she is.. ..calling here since a longtime and some servant is saying that ratna, ratna you hadn'tpicked up the call right? yes but i didn't know.- don't you have any sense?

do you know who this sister panna is?she is a big trustee of the sadachar trust. she is going to give a contract of rs.4.5 crore and she.. ..will give to the personwho is of pure character. means my character is extremely pure,sanjay's character is extremely pure. i think mystomach is upset. - yes i will go to the washroomand come - yes yes go. here ms. panna willcome and so will kamini i will have to stop her. oh god. kamini pick up the phone!

i can't get through her number.what should i do? what should i do? yes i will message her. pick up the phone sanjay.pick up the phone you useless person. gone. i am saved. sanjay, sanjay listen to me. ms. panna is coming and givingan advance cheque of rs. 2 crore. come home quick.you know i can't deal under pressure if i do any mistake then we willlose this contract worth rs.4.5 crore. you come home quick and listentell tamanna not to come over.

tamanna by no meansshould come to our place. tamanna and ms.panna shouldn't come face to face. okay don't forget.call tamanna right away. okay? at least tamanna won't come home. hello. anybody home? it's tamanna here. supriya, supriya i am nowhere. i am in the bedroom of ratnakamini telly films producer. romantic my foot.

stuck here since half an hour.let it be. the producer himself isn't here. yes baby i had calledhim up before coming here. some servant hadpicked up that number. now a days the servantsalso have so much of attitude. you only tell me, if theproducer calls for final audition.. ..isn't he supposedto be alone at home? no. there is a couple here. i am very scared.i will anyhow try and leave from here.

what will you help, keep the phone. thank god, no one is there. ratna, ratna ms.panna is about to come. yes yes. listen. when ms. panna comes please don'task me to make tea or cold coffee. why? she will be okay with black tea right? no, no sadachar trustpeople have clarified.. ..since the start that ms.panna won't accept anything black.

hence se will have tea with milk. oh god. there is no milk in the house. that idiot is of no use. we will argue later, ms.panna would be coming any minute. you do a thing, go and et orange juice,that is non-violent in nature, right? what non-violent? ms. panna will say that to removeorange juice you crushed the orange? oh, that didn't strike me. okay, you go and et fruits.

okay. listen listen listen. - yes say. when sanjay comes tell him toimmediately start talking to ms. panna.. ..as she will be herefor very little time. it shouldn't be such thatwhile taking about the contract.. ..we forget to take the cheque. no no. i will go to get ready,you take your house keys and go. okay. key! key, good you reminded me. where did the keys go?i had it right here with me.

you had till now means?you had it and now you lost it? no no. means it has beenlost in a way i can find it. do a thing,do a thing, give me your key. yes yes, i will get it. you lost your key, so you areasking for my key! aren't you ashamed? i am ashamed of it. that is whyi am blushing and asking for the key. give me the keys please. no, i won't give the key. how did you transformfrom ratna to baby ratna?

you haven't lost your keys, right? i am not like you. give me the key. the key is not there. i mean, it was there, butnow i don't remember where i kept it. i mean t is somewhere,but where exactly i don't know. i will get it by tonight. why are you looking at me like that? do you think i havegiven the keys to someone?

when did i say that? do a thing, keep the door open. go. thank god, i got saved. kamini darling!kamini darling, i am here. see i got mini kashmirfor you in rs. 150. where have i come? rosie darling, i am here! and how many has she called? rosie darling. wow, door is open. seemslike rosie darling is already here.

today i will enjoy. the night is still unfinished,our talks are still unfinished today i am going to enjoy a lot! the one who has to come,will come, the one who has to come has come, has come amol, what is this? when ? sister you, i thought it was rosie. i thought i was doing it to rosie what to rosie? and you do this to rosieeveryday? and that too in my bedroom?

get out.get out. get out of my bedroom. going, going. anyone home? why did you come back,i feel your intentions are not right. sister i want to go out,but some sister s standing outside. oh god, ms. panna must be here. the house door is openand no one is in the house. looks like the producer musthave made 'no one cares' t.v serial. what are you doing?

dustin no dusting, no dusting hey sorry, sorry you are mrs. amol? i am panna parekh the trustee of sadachar trust. i didn't know this was you bedroom,i disturbed you. no, no its okay. no problem. youplease sit outside, i will be right there.

oh yes. i will wait outside. please you sit outside. sorry. i will be right there. dhannu get up, get up. get up and till isay don't come out. go inside, go inside. who is it? me. ratna. mrs. amol jhagirdar. and you are ms.panna right? have come for the serial? oh yes. i want to talkto him regarding the serial.

you see my flight is thereand i have only 10 minutes. i didn't have any intentionof disturbing you t the wrong time. will you please call mr. amol? amol is actually i saw him where did he meet you? downstars? no, no. he was belowthe bedsheet in your bedroom. he! he is i understood mrs. amol. in your bedroom,who else will be there except your husband?

not a cook right? will you please call him? just sit for a minute - yes i will be back in two minutes you sit for a minutei will be back in two minutes. oh god. amol, amol where are you? what? police station! the car got towed?

but ms. panna is here. yesi will manage her, but you come fast. oh god what should i do?what should i do? sorry sorry. actually the thing is i wanted togive the cheque and immediately leave. but no problem but if he is going totake time, then some other day. okay? ms. kanchan, ms. heera, what is he name of this lady? ms. panna? ms. panna please come back. what appened? ms. panna you sit fortwo minutes i will make amol

i mean call amol in a minute. quick please. - you sit for a minute,i will just be back. dhannu, dhannu. come out fast. first give me my t-shirt. t-shirt has gone to rosie's balcony. go jump from thesixth floor and get it. stand here. what are you doing?- listen to me and wear this. why? - wear. see for sometime,you have to become amol. okay?

here! no, no sister. no! i have no such intention.you have misunderstood me. not here. there outside. outside there isa lady named ms. panna. you have to act as amoland take the cheque from her. you just have to act like amol. if you act well then i will tell amol andget you a role in the serial as well. but please don't doany mistake while acting. i won't do any mistake in acting.where is ms. panna?

amol, amol hey panna! ms! how are you ms. panna? i am mr. amol. sister ratna's, sister in-law ratna's, ratna's husband mr. amol greetings, greetings mr. amol. we have always spokenover phone and emails. this is the first time that we aremeeting and that too in such hurry.

even i am in a hurry, awaiting rosie. whom is he waiting for? since when he is waiting for you only that is what he was saying. thank you, thank you. you both have beenmarried for how many years? just recently. recently? we feel as if we are married recently.

now a days our honeymoon period is going on. dear, ms. panna hasn't comehere to talk about our honeymoon. cheque, cheque, cheque. yes taking. you have come with a cheque right? give it give it, give it. please have a look at it. oh, this is a cheque of rs.2!

it is of rs. 2 crore! what rs. 2 crore?oh god, this is really of rs. 2 crore! it is very heavy, you handle it. oh no! this is very light,sister you have forgotten to sign it no, no no.i haven't forgotten to sign it. the thing is that i needassurance that the trust.. ..money isn't goingto any random person's hand. so, can we talk for a bit? talk for a bit!

if you would have asked me to make twobreads i would have done it right away. but talk for a bit? what should i talk about? that how do you work for the contract? oh that. if the stuff isyours then i take 20 percent. stuff cook. he is talking about the cook. cook? you mean to sayyou are making a show on cooks? even that is a kindof service to women.

cook. cookery show. show. what kind of show. amol, why are you doing like this? ms. panna is talkingabout our new cookery show. rama ramesh and cook! where rama is sleepingand ramesh is cooking oh that. see the thing is that ms. panna thereis no difference in serial and cooking. it gets over in half hourbut takes a lot of hard work.

if the serial is serious then you boilit, if it is comedy then you spill it.. ..and you clean itand sort it for sure and.. ..in between put spicesand the serial is ready. wow, it makes sense.my father had asthma! i am not talking aboutyour father's illness.. ..i am saying that what yousaid makes a lot of sense mr. amol. otherwise in every cornerthere is just corruption. see how the brinjalshave got corrupted. now a days everyone has openedshop just to loot customers.

they are charginghigh for stale products. these lady fingers, cauliflower ladyfingers t.v, t.v. he is talking about cauliflower likeheroine and lady finger like hero. the same old dialogueand the same old method. amol doesn't like today's serials. no, no. but i likedhis last serial a lot. which one?

pampered girl becomes fat. after becoming fat,the pampered girl has acted so well but, actually,i missed the last episode. we did no make the last episode. dvd, dvd. we have made the dvd,we will send it to you. but you might not know,that cow is my favourite animal. in my animal shelter i have 2 cows, 4buffaloes, 8 ox, 18 dogs and 28 rats. amazing animal you are. you are an amazing animallover is what he is saying.

i didn't realize where timepassed by while talking to you. and this cheque,my sign is still pending. sign it, sign it - yes please sign it beauty has thousand faces yes tell me kapadia no, no i am leaving in 2 minutes. you directly meet withthe luggage at the airport. flight is delayed for an hour?

yes yes, i will leave after a while.you keep the phone. i hour late. now? you said only for ten minutes. i still have to meet ro. who ro? stay back what yes. stay back.stay back is what he is saying. you still have to watch thelast episode of the serial right?

come, lets watch it in the study room. and in the meanwhile, his partner mr.sanjay will also be here. correct. - okay? come amol, you are coming right? yes please come mr. amol. come, come yes yes do i have any other option? even if i have to die i will come in.

ratna with so much difficultyi freed the car. oh god, you stay upstairs.. ..don't come to mumbai's lanes orelse even your vehicle will get towed. no no no sister no. i can't do it anymore. please. for sometimeyou have to become my husband. first i was a bit scared,now i am better that's it. we have toplay till sanjay and amol come.

if till then no one knowsthen we will win the war. we will win. you are caught now.that is why you had sent me out. wow, my house, my wife and my gown! remove my gown, remove my gown. i can't remove it.i am not wearing anything inside. he is not wearing anything inside. the useless is notwearing anything inside. amol, why are you doing like this? thisdhannu is doing as i have asked him to.

i have only made him my husband him? you made him your husband? you made this pear your husband? i thought he wasgoing to watch a movie.. ..but there is such a niceserial on going in the house itself.. ..then why wouldanyone go for a movie? useless became a pig serial is going on inside. ms. panna has come? - yes.

she was in a hurry, she wantedto give you the cheque and leave. now if you would get late then shewould have left without giving the cheque. that is why for sometime i made dhannu, amol. understood? i am sorry, i am sorry i am sorry.sorry. sorry sorry give these fruits,i'll give them to ms. panna. dhannu come and help me. coming dear. coming dear. coming dear.

ms. panna. so young! i thought she wasold and she turned out to be a heroine herself. oh god help me, otherwise becauseof me even the 2 crore cheque will go. hello, hello. hello i am the partnerfor ratna kamini telly films. you have already met one partner,i am the other one. can we start our work please? you?

but your partner. no, no. we both are the same. some times he does thisand some times i do it. but i had spoken to your partner.in his absence, we both you were in a hurry that is whyi thought i will complete this work. you mean to say that with thismeeting the contract will be done? of course. if both people are satisfied then what isthe harm in doing the contract madam? f there is such understandingbetween you both, then, i don't mind.

one minute, who is the lady outside? you haven't met her yet? she is my wife. it means you tellher and then do all this? she is with me in each and every deal. there is nothing hidden from her? no on the contraryshe knows you are coming.. ..she is preparinga fruit dish for you. wow, have to complimentyour high society.

it is literally aco-operative society. sister please cut your nails,they are hurting me. it is cotton, it will tear. you are so hot. hot means,i have just come from the sun. but listen. you you. please stay away and talk. you are so naughty. i know no tea and no coffee.

you listen to me, you stay away. one minute no no tamanna in your arms? some timeback you asked me to cancel on tamanna now you yourself, tamanna and you entire life you have spoken aboutvalues, trust and you got this one woman. keep quiet. very quiet you quiet.

quiet. ratna told me ms. panna is nside. i came in and saw that she wassitting, so i thought she is ms. panna oh is it? i am sorry, i am sorry tamanna. - yes i will tell you sorrywhen we are alone. useless i told you to ask tamanna notto come, then why didn't you tell her? what happened was mywife and me left from here. i was driving andmy phone was on the side.

in that my wife picked up the phoneand deleted all the doubtful numbers. then how would i have contacted her? now handle her. one side isnon-violence and here only violence. solve this. don't give me a lecture. tellme what do to of this red riding hood? wave it as a red flag please sneak me out. if ms. panna sees then i am dead. you will die later,first we will go bankrupt.

come, come. please please leave from here who is she? who is she? run inside go in the bathroom one minute! my purse. you will take your purseand then go in the bathroom?

are you going to shop in the bathroom? you women will shopin the bathroom as well. take take. go in one minute! but what shouldi do inside the bathroom? we have fit in a music system there,sit and listen to it go, go in fast and listen after listeningto the music, don't forget to flush. move where are you hiding

ms. sanjay, when did you come? and what were you two doing inside?that dhannu was saying you and amol see darling see - yes what are you saying yes for?he called you darling, not me. tell your wife she ismisunderstanding. but you both, inside see you come here, i haveto clear a lot of things with you clear things laterfirst tell me where is p p? pp? panna parekh. where is she?

say the full name sorry sorry. where is ms. panna she is in the study room watchingthe last episode of your serial. but brother sanjay, sinceyou are here listen to me carefully. okay you are mr. sanjay yes i am sanjay, not sanjay dutt. you are mr.sanjay, but amol is not amol. oh god then who am i?

we will fix that later. since you are here please manage ms.panna. i can't handle her. do you know, now i am bored of listeningto her talks about animals and dogs she has 18 dogs and 28 rats some time back sheremoved a plastic box. there were insects insideand she was feeding them sugar. she said it is their lunch time. one side her animal talks and theother side dhannu's vegetable talks. i can't manage both of them,you please handle them. - wait, wait.

will someone tell me what is going on? this amol had gone down and did you see mr. amol howall the insects finished the sugar? yes, yes greetings ms. panna, this is mr. sanjay. amol's partner. greetings mr. sanjay greetings. greetings. done?

and who is he? he, he, he,one minute i shall tell you he is the cook me and cook!? he and cook? why mr. sanjay why are you doing that? you are mr. sanjay, i am mr. amol tenthis person who is left has to be the cook! yes, yes,this person has to be the cook. me and cook?

but cook, you don't look like a cook. now he will. see see now doesn't he look like a cook? he is my cook. mr. bobha. mr. bobha will you please go inside? no, i won't. rs. 4.5 crore, rs.4.5 crore going sir, going

so tell me ms. ratna, the black dog whois to have babies, who is the father? not me. dog no white dog then dog won't feel bad? no white dog likes him. but dog ms. panna cheque? cheque?

yes. shall give you the cheque. keep this cheque aside, give it later you are getting late right? even we are. wehave to go to a party, everyone has to go. leave everyone for the party. dhannu! did you just call him dhannu? i said it and you even heard it? she has ears or what? i didn't call him dhannu

dhannu is, is is... our dog dhannu - dhanshankar which breed? he is of the gutter breed our madam found it in the gutter,hence gutter breed. small, small, cute, cute. then i have to meet him. no. no.

you won't be able to meet him. he is unwell. i mean he is very good like that. wags his tail all the time,but now he will get conscious. we can't see anyone in pain.we are thinking.. ..we give him a painlessself wished death. no no. see, see. you do your best to makehim okay, only then give him death. yes, yes. - there is no guaranteeof that, we might just kill him.

please at lease letme look at him from far. but, you won't be able to see him. why, because he has gone down. with whom? with rosie. dhannu really likes rosie who is this rosie? his sister. his sister, means my sister-in-lawhas taken him down for potty.

i see ms. potty ms. panna, cheque, cheque yes, yes cheque, i will give you mr. sanjay, ca i seethe copy of the contract once? i had sent the copy to her still she isdoing contract, contract. stupid contractor! will get it. getting it. will get the copy of the contract.our office is downstairs.

i will go downstairs and get the copy. partner, partner till thenget it signed and ready okay? mr. amol, give your pen please. give here take mr. amol, tell this pen-givermr.bobha to go inside. one minute i will tell him you bobha i don't i won't do

what is going on? nothing, from you box,one insect had entered my gown. bobha, make me wear the gown. yes yes sir,will make you wear right away here put your hands enough this is new fashion. come here, how did you get my pen? thief. go inside and make a colddrink for everyone. bobby darling.

who is this? that is what i am askingyou that who is this? hello, she is asking you.speak up and say who you are! divakar! come from the darknessand light the lamp divakar! where is there darkness,it is light everywhere. but one minute.what are so many people doing here? she had told me, me and you, you andme but here it is me and all of you. i got bored in that room all alone. one minute.who is this man like a bunch of roses?

he did say divakar yes, but who is he to you? he is mr. bobha's brother. yes yes yes.he is mr. bobha's brother. like you have a huge familywhere various animals stay.. ..even i have a huge familyhere where a lot of monkeys stay. mr. monkey, i mean mr.bobha's brother, go inside please. go, go, go. i was asking you ms. ratna - yes

that you cook mr.bobha's brother - yes why does he stay here? this woman wants to know everything i will tell you - tell my sister divya,she got married to divakar and they.. ..both have come here for a honeymoon. but the thing is thathere they are unable to get.. ..alone time so divakarkeeps roaming around being sad. yes ms. ratna, where will youget alone time in a city like mumbai?

you do a thing,send him to my village. there will have a big dog shelter,a big farm. even a big graveyard of dogs. we also do cross breeding of dogs do a thing, you send dhannu along,we will do his cross breeding as well. we will bury him atthe graveyard as well! sister, sign on the cheque yes yes one me and one you

ms. ratna, what is this?what are so many people doing here? did someone die? now who is this lady? now i am tired. kamini darling, where were you? one minute. his wife's name is divya,then why is he calling her darling? i will tell you so, it starts again

on you ask and then put it on me i will tell you, i will tell you this is divakar, this is his wife kamini,means this is her post-marriage name pre marriage name was divya divya kamini-divya there are three claps in this divya-kamni-divya and on the third clap it starts again

done. where is your village?- mahua - amreli mahua or amreli? i used to tell you, right? now you only say. what happened was,our native is mahua. but once there were floods in mahua.. ..so she hung on a tree and i wasflown by the river's force to amreli. that is why she is frommahua and i am from amreli.

mahua-amreli. two claps. the reason i asked is, mr. amol, my native is also mahua. your father's name? mr. daya - mr. ganda mr. daya or mr. ganda? big sister, now your chance. daya or ganda time and again don't pass it on me,or i will pass away they both are daughter'sof mr.daya but after her delivery..

..he changed name to mr.ganda. that is why her dad's name is mr.daya,and her's is mr. ganda she is mr. daya's investment.she is mr. ganda's reinvestment. she is mr. ganda's share. and her? his debenture. yes done, done your cook mr.bobha, why is he talking non-sense? he is joking. he is in an olly mood.

bobha, don't joke in front of guests.guests will feel bad. dear, now tell the truth. will say saying the thing is that my dad's name is mr.daya and her dad's name is mr. ganda. mr. daya is the big brother and mr.ganda is the younger one. we both are cousins you know. cousin one clap here i am. here i am

here contract is here,read it quick and give us the.. ..cheque so that we are done with it. what did just happen? from a sari direct a dress! what are you doing here dear? dare you speak a word mr. sanjay. why did you become so happyby seeing your sister kamini? sister why are you doing dear, dear

you have not even given ussisters any gift of raksha bandhan.. ..and then you are doing dear dear. quiet. quiet. - but quiet. quiet. what is happening one minute. ms. ratna you never toldme that mr. sanjay is your brother. even i was told now. i am asking you,why didn't you tell me? sister you ask so much.

i have to fix up so much. wait, i will fix up. i mean will tell you this mr. sanjay i am her cousinsister and kamini is his real sister my real sister, my real sister! finger on your lips. you speak. you speak very well. this is mr.sanjay, his real sister kamini.. her pre-marriage name is divya, this is herhusband divakar means your brother-in-law.

now speak. i went down for 10 minutes and in thatmy real wife became my real sister. if i would have come upstairs after anhour, my wife would have become my mother! i am the cook mr.bobha i am your partner mr. amol then dhannu? dhannu is the dog. dhannu is the dog? yes and he is very unwell.

he is unwell? what happened to him-? must have been infected with insects. i think i have gone mad. i have gone mad. my mind is boggling now.can you explain it to me once more? i am explaining for the last time,listen carefully - yes mr. sanjay, you are mr.sanjay, this real sister kamini.. ..her pre-marriage name is divya.. ..this is her husband divakarmeans your brother-in-law. this is my husband amol,i am his wife ratna..

..rosie is my sister-in law,this is the cook babho bhai. this is ms. panna and dhannu is our now everyone pleaseremember in the same order. i remember very well. i am feeling dizzy some one make him smell shoes contract, it is here you read it fast,sign it fast, give us the cheque you become light, make our pockets heavy,our pockets have become very light.

reading, reading. till she is readingthe contract and signing.. ..you please go and make nice snacks. our kamini makes very nice snacks. yes yes, she makes very goodsnacks and fool out of people. go and make very nice snacks, okay? go and you also goinside and enjoy sir. why is he going inside?. if they don't getalone time in bedroom..

..let them be alonein the kitchen at least. contract contract sign the contract! sign please doing why isn't rosie coming? i'll go check. go in, go in it is okay, my stomach is okay. it was upset till yesterday,today it is okay.

contract is also okay. wonderful. shall i sign the cheque?- please please. this pen of yours is leaking the pen also had to leak today! the cheque will be stained with thisink, i will have to wash my hands. can you guide me to your bathroom? come to our new bedroomand new bathroom no no no no!

you can't go inside our bathroom our interior designerhas spoilt the entire bathroom yes but i just want to wash my finger the bathroom is a mess,no windows nothing. but i just want to wash a finger our bathroom is acomplete men's washroom i just want to wash my finger do a thing give me your finger,ill go wash it and give it back to you hey!

our bathroom has cockroach. now go no! no cockroach, no cockroach. go in this bathroom. yes yes, come here in the study room. on the right hand side,be comfortable. mr. sanjay,what madness are you doing? if i tell you somethingdon't yell like a mad person. inside, with amol i know there is a cockroach

a bigger item inside there is tamanna with amol so after all you gottamana inside the house. i am completely innocent this sanjay mr. sanjay, you are still the same. what are you telling me,what is kamini doing inside? what is cooking in the kitchen? hot hot snacks.

felt spicy?did they now? should i put more spice? put put before this turns intoa fight remove him out.. ..is there any limitof being in the family? after killing everyoneyou want to go on a pilgrimage? a guy can do anything. he is allowed. you first remove divakarout of the house. you also first remove that tamanna. from my house and from your life.

removing, let it be, come come out come come what ms. ratna thereis a lizard in your bathroom. i came out without washing my finger,i will go in this bathroom. but there is a cockroach here. cockroach is better than a lizard. let me go my beloved country,my heart sacrifices for you

where is tamanna tamanaa inside my beloved country your cook mr. bobha, why is he standing inthe bedroom and singing patriotic songs? how many questions do you ask! why is he standing here? why is he there?why did he say that? why? what? how? quiet quiet quiet. very quiet. in our t.v.serial i have to enact this part.

you are a good actor. you sign very well. sign! sign please. yes doing. don't push.don't push or else everyone will know. don't push please sit here. give me a pen please. handle her.

2 minutes. if you don't moveme out in 2 minutes.. ..then i myself willgo out and reveal everything. do a thing. go into thebathroom and wear this sari. don't come out until i ask you to. and after wearing the sari,don't forget to flush. this mr. sanjay,why is he singing like a spoilt cd? this is an assamese song. my heart keeps spinning.

sorry mr. sanjay i was wrong to doubt you. if you were running agirls hostel in my place then me and girls hostel,where do i have such luck to run such a big institution like a girl'shostel, my height will be too short. sign! please sign. voice problem. hot snacks are ready. you are making snacks with him! wonderful, snacks are ready?so let us eat it first. here mr. sanjay please taste

yes yes. sure. why not? divakar has made it. what is it made of? she ate it go, go enjoy. ms. ratna i should say. . in your house, the cook is in thebedroom and guests in your kitchen. i like this informal atmosphere. shall we finish the sign task?

please! please here mr. sanjay. what is this noise? it is my heart this noise is from within open this is a person no there is no one inside. i want to go home.

you were saying that thereis no man inside. then who is this? is this a man?is this a man? this is a woman! i mean she is a lady.ms. panna, learn to respect a lady. i know that she is a lady. but who is this lady behind drapes? and what was she doinginside your bedroom? whom should i pass it on to?whom should i pass it on to? you cook should ipass it on to the wall? stupid cook,i have told you so many times that..

..if you want to call your wife fromthe village, first seek permission... ...from our madam. how does it look if yourwife from the village..0 ..is wearing a drape andsleeping on the madam's bed? i will like it a lot. but how will ms. panna feel? now shall i make it up all aloneor are you guys going to contribute? i will make it one day she came from thevillage so i gave permission..

..what to do sheis from a small village. she is not from a small village.she is a woman! ms. ratna, learn to respect a woman. respect respect respect lady in drape, please show your face no! we don't have that traditionof showing the face. even if i give something? even if you give rs. 2 crore.still this drape won't come off.

very strong - what? it is a very strong tradition. great are your traditions,and great is your culture. then what? ms. ratna, you gave shelterto your cook's wife in your own home! wow! i am so proud of you! i feel that i should now give this cheque. okay. later

no, not later.everything else later, cheque first. dhannu told me that nowill be there in the house. dhannu speaks? a speaking dog? i want to go home! she understands dog's language,you know? dog laughs, cries, says, everything. wow! then pleasesend her to our shelter? i am not present here. she can't be at your shelter. shecan only understand what dhannu says.

what is happening andwho are all you people? one minute. one minute.shall i introduce this time? this is mr. sanjay, this is ms.ratna, this is the cook where did the cook go? out okay the cook has goneout and she is the cook's wife. what! you are the cook's wife? yes i am the cook's wife! when did you get married?

just now! it means he is married! you told me that you are un-married. yes. - what? no. - what? yes! - what? see, he is married andtheir honeymoon is going on. everyone knows that you are married,only rosie doesn't know! how doesn't rosie know?rosie is his sister.

rosie is your sister? no! - what? what? - no! what? - yes! went so what advantage are you taking? she will go jump off in a creek,i will go join her. rosie wait. who was this fair, young girl?

and why did she hityour husband and go? how many questions do you ask?ho many? i am short so you keep asking me?do i look like a 10th grader to you? together two questions!- no, together three questions. 1st : who was this fair young girl? 2nd : why did she hit him and go? 3rd : why did herhusband run behind her? you can answer any2 out of the 3 questions. i don't want to give the exam.

i will give the exam. she is our daughter. what is the name of your daughter? rosie. but that is the nameof your sister-in-law. let me complete rosie cheeks dimple chin,the name of daughter is is tamanna wow, my secretary'sname is also tamanna.

ms. ratna i am very proudto see a cultured family like yours. i really feel i shouldgive this cheque. come mr.sanjay. where did you go? please take. are you sure? yes i am sure. no cheating? no cheating. take. i got the cheque. wow! wow!

i got the cheque. leave the hand you, you will get rs.2 crore cheque, soyour brother-in-law will be happy, right? yes yes. let ms. panna go thensee how i join your celebrations. i think, i should leave now. yes go! voice distinct. correct. sit ms. panna,please see sanjay's act. divda go.get a sweet dish for ms. panna.

go get sweet dish divda,then i will kill you. don't challenge my ego.i am telling you. ego? with this one man named divakar,your ego is hurt? and with the numbers of alpa, palak,jhalak, in your mobile, what about that? the answer to thisquestion is compulsory. tell. saying, all these arethe heroines of my serials. their numbers will be in my mobile.

she doubts me a lot. i doubt, then tell me myforehead's pride, who is she? tamanna? one minute. before you say anything,take the cheque. what are you doing here tamanna? she is ms. xodia once what happened is that while playingtamanna slept on a xerox machine.. ..so the copy that came out,her sister, means enough!

enough done. stop all the lies told for the rs.2 crore cheuque. ms. panna, this man whom youthink is all cultured and honest.. ..is actually a liar and a cheater. and in his lies, he is supporting him.my husband mr. amol. yes. he is not a cook.and kamini is not divya. divakar is not her husbandbut a facebook friend. kamini is mr. sanjay's wife. rosie is not my sister-in-lawshe is the neighbour's cook.

dhanshankar is my cookand there is no do named dhannu. yes ms. panna, this is the truth. after knowing all this if you want to givethe serial's contract to them then give. ms. ratna, thank you. thank you so much forsupporting me in the act.. ..i did to make sanjayrealize his mistake. thank you so much. you misuse such innocent girls sothat they get a role in the serial.. ..aren't you ashamed?

ms. panna,i am very sorry, please forgive me. ms. panna even i am very sorry,today i.. ..realized that yourhouse is better than a hotel. my wife is better than everyone.i am sorry. ms. panna we are really sorry.please forgive us. you will be forgivebut with punishment. i have very well understoodwhose pone has how many sim cards. mr. sanjay,you won't get this contract. because to produce this seriali have got a new pair of producers.

this serial will be producedby these two sisters. and you will assist them. and during that time understand thatwomen are not tools to satisfy you. women's respect is yourcheque and your punishment. why sisters?are you ready to produce the serial? to produce the serial andto act as the heroine in it. my cook, will act as amol. tamanna will act as rosie. rosie will act as tamanna anddivakar will do her brother's role.

and we both? you both will do a dog's role! you bobby darlingand you babbo darling.